Yebo, I just now need to speak to Lolenthando

So you can only imagine where I am going with this...

Got home at 6:20 am from my night shift this morning and immediately climbed in bed, only to find a mini nuclear station. It is amazing how much body heat Maria generates and if we snuggle, I can only tolerate the heat for a while. This might sound personal, but I think she might have some plutonium inside her.

Anyway she left for work and continued sleeping, only to be woken up at around 10am by the phone ringing of the hook. I left it to go to voice mail, but it rang again 2mins later. So I jumped up and got it in time. This is how it sounded:

Chris: Hello Chris speaking
Person: Yebo, I need to speak to Lolenthando.
Chris: Sorry you got the wrong number.
Person:  eish.

and the phone went dead. I went back to bed and I just managed to doze off when the phone rang again. Jumped up again and this is how it sounded:

Chris: Hello Chris speaking
Person: Yebo, I want to speak to Lolenthando.
Chris: You called just now and I told you Sorry you got the wrong number.
Person: (silence.......)
Chris: Do you understand me?
Person: Yebo, but do you have the number for Lolenthando?
Chris:@#%#!%#$@#@##$$^**&^$%$ !!!!!!!
Idiot: (silence.......)
Chris: Now please don't call again!!

Yes, you guessed it! My phone rang 2 times again after that and then I disconnected it from the wall. I managed to sleep like a baby after that though! Has this ever happened to you? I bet!!!!